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How to Self-Edit Like a Total Badass: Lip Gallagher’s Guide to Fixing Your Own Writing

So, you’ve written your essay. Congrats! But before you kick back with a beer and declare victory, let me hit you with some real talk: your first draft? It’s probably a hot mess. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure it has some potential—maybe even genius buried under the chaos—but genius needs editing. And not just any editing. Self-editing. Yeah, that thing no one likes to do but literally every writer needs to master.

Lucky for you, I’ve got the ultimate guide to self-editing your writing. This isn’t some stuffy, boring “guide to proofreading” that’ll make you want to punch your laptop. Nope, this is self-editing with a Lip Gallagher twist, so buckle up.


Step 1: Take a Break – Literally, Step Away

I’m not kidding. Get up, walk away, and stop staring at your screen like it’s going to fix itself. If you’re fresh off hammering out your last paragraph, chances are you’re too deep in your own nonsense to see what needs fixing. So give it a rest, literally.

Take a walk, grab a snack, or binge-watch a couple episodes of something on Netflix. When you come back to your writing with fresh eyes, it’ll be a whole new beast—one you’re actually ready to tackle.


Step 2: Initial Read-Through – Face the Chaos

Now that you’ve taken a breather, it’s time to dive into the madness. And here’s the key: read it out loud. That’s right, Lip Gallagher said it. Your brain’s gonna trick you into thinking it’s perfect if you just silently skim it, but when you say the words out loud? Oh, you’ll catch those awkward phrases, run-on sentences, and missing words that’ll trip you up faster than you think.

Bonus Tip: Your first impressions matter. When you read that opening sentence, are you thinking, “Damn, this slaps”? Or are you more like, “Ugh, that’s weak”? Be honest with yourself here.


Step 3: Content Review – Does It Even Make Sense?

Alright, you’ve read through it once. Now it’s time to actually check if it makes any sense. This is where you zoom in on the big picture stuff. You know, the stuff that professors care about.

  • Thesis Check: Is your thesis clear? Can someone figure out what you’re arguing, or are they scratching their head like they just finished an abstract art exhibit?
  • Intro & Conclusion: Do your intro and conclusion match? Does your intro hook the reader, and does your conclusion seal the deal, or does it just kind of fizzle out like a bad firework?
  • Logical Flow: Every point should support that golden thesis of yours. If you’ve got some random tangent about your favorite TV show, well, you better cut that. No matter how much you love it.

Step 4: Structural Review – Every Paragraph Has a Job

Now it’s time to make sure each paragraph is pulling its weight. Don’t let any of them slack off.

  • Topic Sentences: Every paragraph needs one. It’s like the CEO of the paragraph, telling the reader exactly what to expect. No CEO? You’ve got a paragraph running wild, and nobody likes that.
  • Evidence: Does every paragraph have solid evidence backing up its claims, or are you throwing out opinions with nothing to back them up? If it’s the latter, time to hit the research books again.
  • Flow: Rearrange any paragraphs that don’t flow logically. If you’re jumping from talking about climate change to TikTok trends, you’re going to give your reader whiplash. Keep things smooth.

Step 5: Sentence-Level Editing – Trim the Fat

Now for the detail work. This is where you tighten up those sentences and get rid of all the filler.

  • Clarity: If a sentence doesn’t make sense to you, it’s definitely not going to make sense to anyone else. Cut the fluff, and get to the point.
  • Conciseness: If you can say something in five words instead of fifteen, do it. You’re not getting extra points for cramming as many words as possible into a sentence.
  • Active Voice: Ditch the passive voice whenever you can. Don’t say “Mistakes were made”—say “I made a mistake.” Own it. Active voice makes your writing punchier and less wishy-washy.

Step 6: Grammar and Punctuation – The Nitty-Gritty

Yes, it’s time for grammar. Look, I get it. This part’s about as fun as doing taxes, but grammar is the glue that holds your sentences together. You don’t want to lose points just because you mixed up “their” and “there,” right?

  • Subject-Verb Agreement: Make sure all your subjects and verbs are getting along. No rogue singulars with plural verbs.
  • Punctuation: Don’t underestimate the power of a well-placed comma. And for the love of grammar gods, learn the difference between a semicolon and a colon.
  • Spelling: Spell-check is your friend, but don’t trust it blindly. It’s not going to catch everything, like homophones (they’re the sneaky devils of writing).

Step 7: Style and Tone – Who Are You Writing For?

Now, you want to make sure your essay sounds like it was written by you, but also that it fits the tone and style your audience expects. You wouldn’t send your grandma a text with slang she doesn’t understand, right? Same rule applies here.

  • Consistency: If you’re writing for a professor, your tone should be professional, not like you’re writing a group chat to your buddies. That means no slang, no casual contractions, and definitely no memes (unless your professor is super cool and into that).
  • Voice: Your voice should still come through—don’t sound like a robot—but make sure it’s academic. You want your professor to know you wrote this paper, not some random academic ghostwriter.

Step 8: Formatting – The Silent Killer

Formatting. Oh boy. This is the part where most students slip up because it feels like it shouldn’t matter. But trust me—it does. Your professor probably cares way more about APA, MLA, or Chicago style than you ever will. So make sure you’re playing by the rules.

  • Citations: Double-check your citation style. APA, MLA, Chicago—they’re all different, and if you mix them up, it’s like showing up to a costume party in regular clothes. Don’t be that guy.
  • Margins and Alignment: Seriously, just make sure your text isn’t all over the place. Everything should be aligned and spaced according to your style guide. Easy points if you get it right; painful deduction if you don’t.

Step 9: Final Read-Through – Backwards Magic

Here’s the ultimate editing hack: read your paper backward. Why? Because when you read it forward, your brain fills in mistakes for you. It’s like autocorrect, but way less helpful. Reading backwards forces you to see each sentence for what it really is, warts and all.

And while you’re at it, get someone else to read it too. Fresh eyes catch mistakes that you’ve missed. Plus, you get the added bonus of someone else’s panic when they read your near-final draft.


Step 10: The Checklist – Because Who Doesn’t Love Lists?

Finally, create a personal checklist. We all have our bad habits, right? Maybe you forget commas, or maybe you tend to write in fragments. Write down your top five common mistakes, and check for them every time you edit. Trust me, it works.


The Bottom Line: Editing Like a Pro

Look, editing sucks. There’s no way around it. But if you follow this guide, you’ll be cranking out polished papers that’ll make you look like the academic genius you (almost) are. So don’t skip it, don’t half-ass it, and definitely don’t turn in your first draft. Because deep down, you know you can do better.

So go ahead—grab a coffee, start from Step 1, and let’s make that paper shine.